Pete Popped a Pustulant Pimple

Once upon a time, a man named Pete had a cyst on his back. So he made an appointment and went to the doctor.

“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”

Pete went home. The next year, the cyst was still on his back, and seemed bigger. So, Pete made another appointment with the doctor, and off he went.

“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”

The next year, Pete had a different insurance plan, an HMO which didn’t cover “cysts on backs”, it only covered “teenage acne vulgaris until the age of 18”. So Pete decided to do what thousands of Americans do every day, he got someone in his family to pop the sucker, make a video and slap it up on YouTube.

At least the doctor was right – it DID come out someday. And boy, did it STINK!!!!

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

“Pete’s Pusy Pimple” originally posted by MrSqueezy23 on YouTube




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