We used to have two amazing videos of this guy, but we’re down one due to yappy-happy YouTube and their “shocking and disgusting” remove **ZIT**on. I wonder if its a big, red, candy apple colored **ZIT**on that the YT “Video Police” just loooove to push?
Jim Bob YouTube Employee #43098768: “Oh YES! A flag! What?!? Someone thinks a video is shocking? AND disgusting? Duh Da Da! To the rescue!”
(hits a **ZIT**on and all the whistles and swirling red lights come on – then he stands on his chair)
J.B.Y.T.E.: “Sir! I’ve got another one! All locked and loaded in the targeting system, Sir! Permission to press the Big, Red, Candy Apple Colored Button and delet video, Sir?”
(Booming voice comes from nowhere and everywhere all at once)
(J.B.Y.T.E. jumps down from chair, exits his cubicle, hamster mazes his way to the center aisle and runs as fast as can straight toward the **ZIT**on, skidding to a halt inches away. The **ZIT**on is twice as tall as he is in diameter…)
J.B.Y.T.E.: “Sir! Pushing **ZIT**on now, Sir!”
(J.B.Y.T.E. reaches out, with his forefinger pointed out, the rest of his fingers curled so tightly into his hands his nails almost break skin. Tongue sticking out from the corner of his mouth, he is concentrating so hard sweat beads upon his forehead… at the last millisecond…)
J.B.Y.T.E.: “Oh what the **ZIT**, why not?”
(J.B.Y.T.E. *head **ZIT**s* the **ZIT**on as HARD as he can, then p**ZIT**es out on the floor, a huge, BLEEP-eating-grin on his face)
(fading until the last echo of the dies away from human hearing)
Hey, do *you* work at YouTube? It could happen! PPPbbbbttthpt! LMAO! Enjoy the video folks, for as long as YouTube lets us!! And thanks to mikal1101 for sharing his cystic acne adventures with us – it takes a lot to put that out to for the whole world to see, so two thumbs up and a big toe!
PS: Due to the yellow wash color – it is harder to distinquish the **ZIT** pus from straight blood – but believe me – it is all pustulant! 🙂
“Another on my neck” originally created and posted to YouTube by mikal1101 on March 27, 2011
Here’s the Other Video I mentioned: “Cystic Nodular Acne”