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07 October 2015

Nasty Business, This Back Cyst Popping…

Nasty Business, This Back Cyst Popping…
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This post is a place holder for a revised edition of the video – with the, ahem, audio track removed and replaced with a more soothing and PTZ approved musical number. Then it make room for a brighter, cleaner and perhaps *GASP* happier version.

(and I was running on insomiac time and forgot exactly why this video wasn’t already posted to the site… which it is… in the Forum… where we decided to replace the soundtrack… Yup, my bad. Sorry Poppintime!!!! :P!! ) Enjoy folks!


Q: Why did the popper only use one hand?

A: Because there was only one glove!

The question then becomes, do we applaud their standards of sterility, or at least as good as an attempt can be made in a home setting, or do we still lambast the video due to one-handed awkward yet somewhat still successful popping method?

As a decent Popology community, I would hope for the former, given that complaints of “No Gloves!!! Arrrrgggghhhhh!” seem to be louder and more numerous than the sharp outcries condemning the 1-hander popping stylists.

My mind turned this video over and over, front to back, sideways, longways, L-**ZIT**eways, nullsetways, fridays to sundays, walkways, safeways – and I still couldn’t locate it in the Archives or Pending – nada, nothing, nyet, nein, zilch, zero, nonexistent, nope, narf – in other words, nowhere.

If I have committed the inglorious and heinous infraction of posting a repeat offender, may I receive my one hundred lashes with an al dente style cooked linquine noodle. Must be fresh, none of that boxed **ZIT**. Have some cl**ZIT**, my friends, really. You are the best, demand the best! No one just hands it to you, they save it aside in the hopes the request is not forthcoming, therein securing for themselves that tastiest treat, shiniest stone, softest silk, or fragrant flower. Can’t let it go to waste now, can we? This is their small justification they repeat to themselves until it somehow becomes truth, thus replacing the unmistakable fact they are jsut as greedy as the rest of us chumps clinging to this madly spinning mudball which is but a speck, nay the merest mote of particulate matter in the great crowded scape which is the Universe.

Ummm, where was I… oh yeah! Hope this isn’t a repost, have fun enjoy, and don’t forget – tun the volume down and crank up Beethoven’s “Coriolan Overture” which will make viewing much more… enlightened.

Pop On!
~ H.S. (And don’t forget to look for the new and improved version, to be posted shortly!!)

YT Commentary:


RUNTIME: 9min 33sec

TITLE: “Nasty Zit Pop, Incredible, Must see!”
YT INFO: Published on Jun 13, 2012 by D0N0TSUBMEASSH0LE

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  • Now we clearly know why doctors use a numbing agent before they attack these things. I wouldn’t want to be cut open with an exacto knife with the sharpness of a **ZIT**er knife. Still the screams of agony seemed excessive: “I’m not even touching you dude!”. Too funny!

  • Points to the popper for the improvised glove & bringing in the tweezers towards the end. But I must say the screams from the “pop-ee” were a bit excessive.

    • I couldn’t agree mOre! He was kind of a wimp. They should have waited until they had the proper tools needed to get the job done! It was a good video though! Would have loved to have watched until the end! Thanks for posting Poppintime!!

  • This video is just annoyed me. I understand that using only one glove for no other. But they do not realize that they will have a better grip if wipe the blood.
    Very bad, this is the second time that I can not decide how rate a video here, so I will not.

    I muted the sound of how is recommended in the introductory text, just imagine how I would be extra annoyed with sound on. 😉

    • Thanks, Aussie – but credit really goes to poppintime – you wouldn’t believe how muddled your brain becomes when under intense stress and not just an inability to sleep, but a fear of going to seep! But, it will get better. 😉

      Thanks for the post, poppintime! Looking forward to the re-edit!!!!

      ~ H.S.

  • Note to future pops, use a fresh, SHARP, blade! Better yet, to to the dr. OMG, what did they do, use that thing to cut carpet before using it on him? I felt sorry for him but then he did probably ask to get it done. wow….

  • I loved this one….I don’t know why I just did. Maybe because the poppee sounded like my ex-husband. The popper needs to remember one thing if he ever has the opportunity to squeeze another of Dude’s cysts…..a BALL GAG!! I never heard anyone scream like that over a cyst that size, I think he was a little over dramatic. La did better than he did…..remember La? http://www.popthatzits.com/2011/02/little-brave-boy-and-his-boil/ LOL…..we have seen them cut out with steak knives for crying out loud…..I laughed every time he screamed dab it….dab it…..just dab it….lmao….thank you for sharing poppintime, it made my day!! I loved it!!!

    • omg omg omg, Winnie, BALL GAG!!! omg i cant stop laughing! bahahaha oh, thoughts of a whiny Winnie-ex screaming thru a ball gag and Winnie WINNING as she stands over him whining…oh I totally forgot about the whiner in the video! Having vengeful ex moments here and Winnie, you ARE WINNING!

  • Not too shabby given what they had to work with. I do hope that next time they’ll take the time and money to get A) a new clean blade and B) a full box of gloves so the popper can have a nice useful matching pair.

  • Poor execution. I muted the whole thing so I didn’t get a whiff of the witty banter others have referred to. This could have been much more interesting. At least the popper wasn’t holding on to the camera too.

  • Reminded me of a couple of circus clowns! One sad face complainer and one happy face joyful guy! They just fumbled their way into not getting the job done! Lol thanks for posting!

  • He needed to wipe away the blood to get a better grip on it and use four fingers. Kept trying to squeeze it at a north-south angle with miniumal results but squeezing it east-west was much more effective.

  • my question is: if getting rid of it was so important, why couldn’t they use the two sandwich bags in the first place, let alone get some 1 dollar gloves? the video Big Tull recommended is a gem…..

  • This would have been so much better if our ancestors had discovered whetting stones with which one can sharpen a blade. Or even better had our ancestors discovered “money” with which one can go to the hardware store and buy fresh, keen blades. Simple butchery, one star would be generous.

  • I don’t know why people have to make videos with dramatic, over-the-top audio. They may think it makes the zit look bigger or that maybe it fools people into thinking that it produces more pus and after-product. But for us highly experienced zit voyeurs it simply makes the audio absurd. Zit’s, blackheads, boils and other cheese-fest producing growths speak for themselves. A good video doesn’t need sensationalizing. If it’s a good enough video we could care about the audio anyway.

  • I almost always mute these vids with the exception of medically narrated ones so sound was no issue for me. However, this was so boring that I wanted to shoot myself in the foot just for the distraction.

    I also detest one handed squeezing. Go to the drugstore and buy a 99 cent pack of gloves. I also wonder when people will figure out that blood+gloves=SLIPPERY! They slip, slide and repeat so much that more tissue is damaged by the excessive and ineffective squeezing than the damage the actual cyst may have caused.

    Easy to solve: get 2 gloves. Put them on. If bleeding occurs put some pressure on it for a few minutes the wipe goves and resume attacking target. If gloves get **ZIT**, lather, rinse, repeat. -Avie

  • I actually kinda found the commentary sumwhat amusing. Anyways, that was a pretty good cyst, alot bigger than it looked. Wish we could have seen what happened after that sac started to come out. I bet those guys freaked. I like when the people always think that it is skin or meat and they say, “Diude its like attached to your body.” Happens every time.

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