11:21 pm
22 July 2016

Introducing the Umbolith – A Black Stone… *FIXED*

Thats a first for me…The guy went to the Doctor because he a huge black “stone” in his belly **ZIT**on!

YT Commentary:

“This young man attended our OPD for health check up.On examination of his abdomen I found some interesting Unusual thing in his naval belly.First I felt as if patient has done naval piercing. But on close inspection , deep in his umbilicus I found it not a navel piercing,but some black m**ZIT** popping his head out side.It was deeply buried inside the naval belly , black in color and difficult to remove.
Patient gives history of presence of this hard m**ZIT** in his bally **ZIT**on for many years.He felt pain whenever he tried to remove it from his naval opening.
It is called Black stone or calculus of umbilicus .
Also called Umbolith or Omphalolith.
It is usually present as black m**ZIT** in umbilicus but in small size.But in this case it was of 1 cm x 0.7 cm size black hard stone in his naval belly (umbilicus) which is quite rare.People those do not have good personal hygiene, who never clean properly their belly **ZIT**on , can develop these type of stones.
Chemically it is mainly composed of Keratin and se**ZIT**.It is called stone as it is hard in nature.
Patient may remain asymptomatic or may present as pain,swelling and discharge from umbilicus.”

RUNTIME: 1min 39sec


TITLE: “Black Stone / Calculus (Umbolith) From Umbilicus Getting Popped Out”
YT INFO: Uploaded by sankaqm5 on October 6, 2012

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      • That’s a new one for me… You always hear about other bad things that can happen to you if you don’t take care of your own hygiene , but this? Wow! I would **ZIT**ume you’d have to be pretty bad to manifest one of these in your belly **ZIT**on!!

    • You are all wrong. This was a Darenger belly -**ZIT**on gun prototype. It was going into production when the inventor accidently sneezed, shot and killed the production manager.

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  • Almost like mining for diamonds eh….

    I’ve actually seen a few of these. Really common in the elderly because they can’t get to their umbilicus very well to clean it and when other people bathe them they seem to forget to clean it, so you grow little lumps of coal.

    This one was a doozy though…nice size and formation.

      • Why do Blood Diamonds not ring the self righteous dinner bell and **ZIT** doesn’t?
        Why does “**ZIT**” set a bunch of gore-lovers over the edge, when it’s a word that so accurately describes the “goo” they love?
        Hypocrites at best.
        Here come the thmbs down…….

  • I am inspired to sing:

    Ebony and Ivory
    Live together in perfect harmony
    Inside the belly **ZIT**on
    Of the man with poor hygiene….

    I will never wash inside my belly **ZIT**on again.
    Maybe I can grow one of these things. Tee-hee.

      • It’s really no fair thumbing down WCJ. She’s likely right, it fits the very definition of “Smegma”. We’ll just hope he keeps his other **ZIT**-producers a little cleaner.

      • I don’t know what “smega” is, but I agree completely with spicycrispypuppy, WHY would WCJ get SO many thumbs down for the comment?? I think it’s because of past, badly received comments made by WCJ. I feel that way sometimes. Can’t we all be adults and judge by the content of the comments, instead of feelings for the commentor???

      • Why does β€œ**ZIT**” set a bunch of gore-lovers over the edge, when it’s a word that so accurately describes the β€œgoo” they love?
        Hypocrites at best.
        Here come the villagers with pitch forks and thumbs down……
        Thanks, PuppyFriedRice and WitchyBabiesinLuv for having a gal’s back, esp SCPuppy- you love pus & humor.

    • That was the first thing that popped into my head…”I wonder what it smells like?!!” ha ha ha. Also, I was just itching to see him squeeze it or cut into it! I know it was hard in the front black part; but didn’t it look a little cheesey and soft towards the back?!

      • Maybe he kept it and will cut it in half if we promise to click through and get him ton of hits.
        Maybe he’s waiting to post so we will beg.

        He loves these things like we do. He was probably compelled to slice it open

        WCJ

  • That was pretty cool. If he grows enough of them, he could play a game of marbles with someone! I bet it was stinky! Eww! Thank you for the great post Plush!

  • Another terrific video, plush! I must say if everyone develops perfect hygiene, what will they send us in the way of videos – pictures of everyone diligently scrubbing their spotless faces and bodies? How exciting would that be, huh? This, on the other hand, was positively amazing.

  • I got it!

    lets have a contest! **ZIT**ody clean their navel/belly **ZIT**on for a year and then we all take pics for next Oct 8th. we shall see who has the best ball of gunk!

  • Okay, tomorrow I’m taking a long, warm shower and cleaning out my belly **ZIT**on. eeeewwwww!!
    Gross and cool at the same time. But then, that’s why we all have gravitated to this site. We are like Andrew Zimmern, but with gross zit related videos. LOL

  • I always clean my husbands out because he has a beer belly. I can stick my pink in his belly **ZIT**on up to my first knuckle. I clean it usually after his shower with a couple of Q-tips. I make sure man is clean.

  • I watched this one four times…before comment! So amazing…I know i could never work with in a facility for the elderly because i would be IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, always seeing, wanting, holding back and then I WOULD POP those (Oh I see something on your neck, let me get it for you, sqeeze). I would have the whole place swollen and red.
    That was the coolest rock, blackhead, fun, whatever…i want it, i want it, not in me but someone else…:) I should check craigslist for cna/medical **ZIT**t. jobs…ROFL

    • Stormy
      you could concentrate on dementia patients. They would not remember: so no harm – no foul, right?
      What happen in Shady Acres, stays in Shady Acres.

      Angela

  • I have watched a lot of zit videos since the advent of the internet. I have also **ZIT**isted with countless zit removals while working as an ER nurse (loved when they would explode all over the physician), and I have never seen anything quite like this navel stone. It is like a work of art by Mother Nature – perhaps it could be on display in a museum or in a frame in the poppee’s living room. I wonder if the Guinness Book has a category for umboliths? If not, I think we should bombard their editorial offices with emails requesting the addition of said category. BTW, the info states that the patient only went to the doctor for a “health check.” I am well over 60 and in all the years that I have gone for a “yearly physical”, I have never had the doc examine the inside of my navel. Has anyone else had a “navel exam”? Just curious.

    • I love ya, Shekky.

      I have indeed had a navel exam, twice. Once after my laparoscopic tubal ligation (one trocar goes through the umbilicus) and once after my open-abdomen ligation reversal. I am happy to report that it was clean both times.

    • Pusareus, I just had my yearly physical 2 days ago. While I can honestly say that my doctor didn’t check my belly **ZIT**on, she did press on my stomach for about 45 seconds. If there was something that huge and black in my naval, she would have seen it which would have prompted her to squeezing and taking samples.

      Plush, EXCELLENT find! This looked like a locust that mummified inside the s**ZIT**. I bet that thing smelled horrific, just think of how the unclean belly **ZIT**on smells and multiply that by 1000! That smell would have cleared out a room full of people! Going into favs!!

  • I keep my **ZIT**on clean like I’m getting paid to do so! Awesome though! It looks like a newborn’s ‘stump’ never fell off! I wonder if this guy has running water where he lives? I can’t imagine….

  • Who knows what that smell was there in that studio doctor,you have to call office higiene to remove the smell ….. and it is very strange that a doctor you visit ombellico … or not?

  • Sandy-

    Poor hygiene remark was awesome.
    Poor hygiene in India is a national pastime; second only to cricket, soccer and being colonized.

    Angela aka WJC

    P.S. DId it seem like there was a little black pearl in there after the mbolitholith emerged?
    P.P.S. Did it remi.d anyone of ambergris? in case yo don’t know: Ambergris is from in the innards of the sperm whale and used in perfumes after it has been vomited up. It is sought after because of its rarity. Looks lke shiny black polished coal.
    P.P.S.

  • Intriguing. A black stone in the belly **ZIT**on…the medic tries the pimple poppin method and gets it yuck how long did it take for that to build up? the screen graphics nail it – poor personal hygiene.

    • (cue the music Pomp and Cir**ZIT**stance to play in the background; PapaLurker, in brilliant red robe, approaches the dais both nervously and expectantly. He reaches out his left hand to accept the rolled m**ZIT**cript as his right hand shakes the hand of the robed presenter. PapaLuker takes the t**ZIT**el on his mortarboard cap and moves it to the other side. After reading many posts of β€œthe masters” and learning from their ways, of watching hundreds of both DIY surgeons and health care professionals, that time has finally arrived. Beaming, proud, PapaLurker has graduated – he has arrived. He is now CERTIFIED POPOLOGIST.)

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