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TRUST ME – HIT THE MUTE BUTTON. THE SCREAMING MEANIES ARE AFOOT!! MUTE! MUTE!!!!!
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This post is a place holder for a revised edition of the video – with the, ahem, audio track removed and replaced with a more soothing and PTZ approved musical number. Then it make room for a brighter, cleaner and perhaps *GASP* happier version.
(and I was running on insomiac time and forgot exactly why this video wasn’t already posted to the site… which it is… in the Forum… where we decided to replace the soundtrack… Yup, my bad. Sorry Poppintime!!!! :P!! ) Enjoy folks!
Q: Why did the popper only use one hand?
A: Because there was only one glove!
The question then becomes, do we applaud their standards of sterility, or at least as good as an attempt can be made in a home setting, or do we still lambast the video due to one-handed awkward yet somewhat still successful popping method?
As a decent Popology community, I would hope for the former, given that complaints of “No Gloves!!! Arrrrgggghhhhh!” seem to be louder and more numerous than the sharp outcries condemning the 1-hander popping stylists.
My mind turned this video over and over, front to back, sideways, longways, L-**ZIT**eways, nullsetways, fridays to sundays, walkways, safeways – and I still couldn’t locate it in the Archives or Pending – nada, nothing, nyet, nein, zilch, zero, nonexistent, nope, narf – in other words, nowhere.
If I have committed the inglorious and heinous infraction of posting a repeat offender, may I receive my one hundred lashes with an al dente style cooked linquine noodle. Must be fresh, none of that boxed **ZIT**. Have some cl**ZIT**, my friends, really. You are the best, demand the best! No one just hands it to you, they save it aside in the hopes the request is not forthcoming, therein securing for themselves that tastiest treat, shiniest stone, softest silk, or fragrant flower. Can’t let it go to waste now, can we? This is their small justification they repeat to themselves until it somehow becomes truth, thus replacing the unmistakable fact they are jsut as greedy as the rest of us chumps clinging to this madly spinning mudball which is but a speck, nay the merest mote of particulate matter in the great crowded scape which is the Universe.
Ummm, where was I… oh yeah! Hope this isn’t a repost, have fun enjoy, and don’t forget – tun the volume down and crank up Beethoven’s “Coriolan Overture” which will make viewing much more… enlightened.
~ H.S. (And don’t forget to look for the new and improved version, to be posted shortly!!)
“CYST POP GONE WRONG, NASTY AS HELL”
RUNTIME: 9min 33sec
TITLE: “Nasty Zit Pop, Incredible, Must see!”
YT INFO: Published on Jun 13, 2012 by D0N0TSUBMEASSH0LE